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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

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One day principal called Emrul Hasan parents

Principal : ur son have cheat on Abdurahman Palliyaly paper test.

Parents : My son never cheat on test, what is the evidence?

Principal : Question No. 1, who is first American President? Abdurahman answer George Washington and emrul answer same.

Parents : It must be accidental same answer.

Principal : But Question No. 2, who is the 35th American president? Abdurahman answer I DON'T KNOW and Emrul answer ME TOO

joking boy

shawon shahriar visit to abdurahman palliyaly house. abdurahman has been married for 25 years always called his wife "honey"..

shawoon : wooww, u have married for 25 years but u still called ur wife "honey" .. amaziiingg.

abdurahman : ssstttttt... don't tell her, i have forgot her name since 15 years ago"..... :p

Smartness Vs Intelligence

Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.P

Einstein says "Lets play a game. I will ask you a question. If you dont know the answer you pay me only 5 and if I dont know the answer I will pay you 500."P

Einstein asks the first question Whats the distance from the Earth to the Moon?P

Banta doesnt say a word reaches his pocket and pulls out a 5.P

Now its Bantas turn. He asks Einstein "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"P

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Banta 500.P

Einstein going nuts and asks "Well so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"P

Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5